Awesome Quotes from my Awesome Friends!!!

“UGH! I am going to have a cigarette in order to get motivation to work out!!!”
– Amanda on going to the gym

“Maybe I should get a notepad.. to write down things to remember”
– Amanda on becoming my personal secretary!

“yeah, all those brain cells where just gettin in the way before huh? —
—i was making room for the smart ones
it was like ethnic cleansing”

- On Whip-its

Jon: Then you can just spray it all white and start over
Jodie: but it will be all lumpy
Jon: Sand it
Jodie: how do i do that
Jon: …with sand paper
Jon: You hold the sand paper in your hand, then rub it against the spot you want to sand
Then it gets smooth haha

–on making art on a skate deck

stop being retarded
– Rob on me being a retard

If you train with me for a month I can take a minute off of your mile time. AND if you train with me for a month I can take 2 minutes off of your orgasm time!
– Remko

Jodie: Dude we have gone over this like 1200 times dude.. drop it.
Remko: No. We have gone over it 3 TIMES.
Jodie: Wow. Glad your keeping track!

I tthink its because I have such big lips. I can land it better.
– Drew

I think its safest if you live in a Jet in California.
– Cynthia

You just call me whenever your ready.
– ME

where do you buy dresses? Tents-R-Us?
– Mike on me gaining weight

Fixed Gear Bikes are like the most fun Ive had since cocaine!

jodie2point0

i really like this guy down there
and i dont like liking people
hoa2k
yeah, I can see how that might cheer you up and you’ll have to get all new music

– Hoa thinking I am an emo kid.. STILL